You try and guess what the following things are – is it Male and Female ?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE – male , because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS – female , because they always go to the bathroom in pairs
TYRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON – male , because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it….. and of course there is the hot air part!
SPONGES – female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.WEB PAGE – female , because they are always getting hit on.
SHOE – male , because it is usually unpolished and with its tongue out.
COPIER – female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive devise when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOCK BAGS – male , because they hold everything in , but you can always see right through them.
HOURGLASS- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER – male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5000 years but its handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL – female – you were thinking male right ! It gives man great pleasure, he’d be lost without it – while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying.
Feel free to add some more of your own :)
