Forget the Ipad...

...you could be forgiven if you thought the world had gone Apple imad (see what I did there?) with all this talk about the ipad. Every news bulletin, every newspaper, every blog is blethering on about it.

I so want one...don't need one...wouldn't use it properly...I have stuff that does separately what the ipad does...but still I WANT one...and there you have the igenius of the good folks at Apple.

In any case, people I have an alternative...

the ITIT.

How about Apple go for a breast implant that can store and play music?

The iTit could cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. Wiring could be worked in to the wearer's bra...there are wires there already right? Wi-fi connectivity and bish, bash, bosh you can download your favourite tracks.

This would be considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.