Every once in a while, I like to check in on my ol' Google Analytics account and marvel at all of the information it offers. Information which, for the most part, I simply don't understand. What I
do understand, however, is that some people stumble across my little blog accidentally while doing an internet search for, well...porn. Here are some of the racier keywords reported.
- Fake Nude Actress
- brunette wife nightvision amateur porn "2006" -gay-
- grant dances topless with watusi dancers
- toplessbikinifashionshow
- Sexo Bizarro
- Hot Inches
These keywords may not be porn related, but still, you have to wonder about some people...
- Belly Expansion
- miniature and dollhouse and prisoner and shrunken
- Red Satan God Animated Gorillas
- Zit Lover
- "Needle Through His Cheek" Pimp
And, lest we forget, my personal favorite keyword search.
- evil cyborgs and their dinosaur sidekicks leave the future to chase a runaway human slave to late-1990s los angeles, where the fugitive finds help in the form of prostitute-turned-nun sister ann.
I guess I really shouldn't judge these people. After all,
I'M the one with the blog that all of these keywords lead to.
Maybe my mother was right about me...
--J/Metro
