Dear Aunt Crazy,
I'm pretty sure I told you this before but I am soooo happy that I was reading whatever articles you were on MSN Womens Central way back then in 2000-ish. You have been a bigger part of my life than most people I know in person and I consider myself the luckiest lil Canadian girl in the world to have crossed paths with you (and all of m&p really .... even those who I don't see eye to eye with ... but this is about you, not them .....) I can't imagine parts of my life had I not met you, hell I almost think I'd be sitting in my low income townhouse waiting for Time Wasted to come home with his pay cheque complaining to my internet friends about what an ass he is if it wasn't for you all. I give you a lot of credit for where I am today, and so does my family (Mr Sister in particular has given you a shout out) ... ever since the Texas Easter Bunny visited, I felt that I deserved more out of life than that bullshit I always struggled with. And I'm still thrilled that Sydney got to meet you, she hearts you too and always says "Ya'll" when I talk about going to Texas.
You are the most sincere, kind, real, and funny as hell Crazy Bitch south of the border and if I ever hit this damn lotto, I'm retiring to Texas (as a matter of fact, I'd probably just buy the house in Seguin and maybe shack up with Jimmy ... was that his name??) Thanks for screaming for help when I just about bit it in the Comal River and everything else you've done for me as my Friend - including turning me on to Blogger ... I have 11 followers in a few short months and have now been awarded a Circle of Friends Award. Get those speakers workin, I'll be there in about 7 months... (and as long you keep me away from the Petrone and off Youporn, I promise to let you sleep with me ....)
