Sunday, October 31, 2010

Taylor Swift - Enchanted Lyrics

Taylor Swift - Enchanted Lyrics

Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity
Shifiting eyes and vancancy vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you

Your eyes whispered "have we met?"
Across the room your silhouette starts to make it's way to me
The playful conversation starts
Counter all your quick remarks like passing notes in secrecy
And it was enchanting to meet you
All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you

This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you

The lingering question kept me up
2am, who do you love?
I wonder till I'm wide awake
Now I'm pacing back and forth, wishing you were at my door
I'd open up and you would say,
It was enchanted to meet you
All I know is I was enchanted to meet you

This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
This night is flawless, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you

This is me praying that this was the very first page
Not where the story line ends
My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again
These are the words I held back as I was leaving too soon
I was enchanted to meet you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you

This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
This night is flawless, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
[Taylor Swift - Enchanted Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you

Spatter Analysis: The Horror Magazine YOU Wrote #1

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 24






The cover image was graciously donated by Jeremy of iZombie fame.

Editorial
There's no doubt about it:  the publishing world is floundering.  In this internet-connected world, fewer and fewer people are purchasing physical copies of publications, especially those that release on a daily, weekly, or even monthly basis, i.e., newspapers and magazines.  Book sales are suffering as well, but it is much more feasible that they will bounce back in time, as their content tends to be more "exclusive"--that is to say, any magazine can write an article about Stephen King, but there's only one (legal) outlet for Stephen King's latest novel.  Beyond that, newspapers and magazines, generally speaking, have an inherrent disposable quality to them that lead a reader to think, why purchase information that I can find for free elsewhere, especially when it's just going to end up in the trash bin later?  For the publisher, fewer sales mean less money.  This, coupled with the rising prices of physical printing, translates for the customer as higher cover prices and a lower page count.  It's almost a mathematical formula that proves itself each and every month.  As much as I try to support endeavors that I believe in, it has become harder and harder for me to justify spending more money on a magazine--upwards of ten dollars in some instances--than I would spend on a paperback book.  I have recently had to let my subscriptions of certain genre-related magazines, which will remain nameless, lapse.  One of these publications has just announced that they are adapting to the changing world in a simple but innovative way--by offering subscriptions to digital editions of their issues at a lower and more affordable price, tempting me to rejoin their ranks.  This is the next great step in publishing, but until the rest of the industry catches up with the times, there are plenty of free alternatives available on the so-called blogosphere.  This is just my attempt to demonstrate that one need not shell out their hard-earned dollars in order to access fun, intelligent, and entertaining genre journalism.  Browse through the pages, and enjoy.--J/Metro

NOTE:  This is not necessarily an endeavor that I intend to undertake on a monthly basis, however if there is enough favorable response, I may consider it.  Also, none of the articles below are hosted on my blog, they are merely links to some of my favorite blog postings from the month of October, so I have not felt the need to ask permission from their respective authors.  Free publicity and public acknowledgement = good, right?  If, for whatever reason, you would like a link to your blog removed, let me know, and it will be done post-haste.

Table of Contents

True Crime: America's First Serial Killer?:  CRWM from And Now The Screaming Starts opens our eyes to the possibility of a serial killer pre-dating even H.H. Holmes.

A Brief History of Backwoods Horror: Aaron Mason of Dread Carcosa gives us a twisted history lesson that dates back much further than you might expect.

You Are My Lucky Star:  Aylmer from Unflinching Eye waxes poetic about the H.R. Giger design for the creature feature Alien.

Fact or Fiction? The Infamous Heidi Saha Magazine: Was Forrest Ackerman really a dirty old man obsessed with a very young girl? Gilligan at Retrospace intends to find out.

FOUND:  Deathday:  Richard of Cinema Somnambulist finds his (admittedly impulsive) Holy Grail of Horror, a forgotten novel by Shaun Hutson.

Dracula by Bram Stoker -  The Red King Dreams:  Joe Monster of From Beyond Depraved gives us an in-depth account of the classic blood-sucking novel.

Monster Mags!  Horror Movie Magazines In 1970s England:  Mark of Black Hole Reviews takes us back in time and across the pond as he reminisces about the pulpy pages of the mags he grew up with.

Disco! Monkeys! Puppets! How Netflix Instant Watch Replicates the Video Rental Store Blind Watch Experience:  Tenebrous Kate wades through the wasteland that is Instant Watch, and resurfaces with some surprising non-genre offerings.

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special:  Doug, of Dougsploitation, recounts one of the most bizarre Halloween specials of all time.

Some Rules For Dealing With Horror On The Open Road:  Chris Hallock at All Things Horror offers his partner Mike a smattering of advice for staying safe while on the road, all culled from horror films, of course!  (*Dead Link*)

The Truth About Candy Corn!:  Pax Romano from Billy Loves Stu loves candy corn so much that he's willing to create an entirely ficticious history for the sugary little bastards.

The Top Twenty Best Cameos In Horror History:  Counted down by the ever-fanatical Johnny of Freddy In Space.

The Ten Most Overrated Horror Films Of All Time:  Shaun of The Celluloid Highway kicks up some dust with what is sure to be a controversial list.

Human Centipede: First Sequence

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 23

Human Centipede: First Sequence
Written& directed by Tom Six

Dr. Heiter...Dieter Laser
Lindsay...Ashley C. Williams
Jenny...Ashlynn Yennie
Katsuro...Akihiro Kitamura

I have to admit that I was looking forward to this movie more than I had looked forward to any genre film in quite some time.  It didn't really have anything to do with the hype surrounding it--I'm usually pretty good at insulating myself from that sort of thing.  It was just that the basic concept was so sick and twisted that it brought me back to my younger days.

Growing up, I didn't have the internet.  I didn't have access to mailing house catalogues or grindhouse theaters.  If I wanted a horror film, I had to rent it at one of the three mom & pop video stores in my tiny hometown--thinking back, it baffles me that a town with such a small population could even support three video stores, so I guess in that respect I was lucky.

I remember what a thrill it was to read the synopsis on the back of the oversized clamshell boxes after spending much time studying the artwork on the front.  My friend Jimmy Retro and I had a theory that the bigger the box, the more illicit the feature.  The biggest ones we referred to as Big Box Productions.  It's difficult to describe the feelings I had when I brought home Blood Feast for the first time, or Lunch Meat, or Microwave Massacre.  It's even more difficult to capture that feeling these days, living as I am in a world of instant gratification and media overexposure.  But a glimmer of that old feeling came creeping back as I received an e-mail notification from Netflix alerting me that Human Centipede was on its way.  It's the type of movie that would not have seen a wide release a decade or two ago.  The type of movie that your older, cooler cousin would have sworn he had seen, but you really didn't know if you should believe him.  The type of movie that I would comb the shelves for, ultimately disappointed with the result.

Namely, this is the type of movie your mother warned you about.


Dr. Heiter, a retired surgeon once famous for his skills at separating conjoined twins has discovered a new passion.  Forget separating, he's all about combining these days, and the experiment that he has been undergoing with his canines is now ready for the next step in evolution:  human subjects.

Three people, one digestive tract.  That's basically the premise here.  Two American girls and a young Japanese male are stitched together ass-to-mouth to form the titular human centipede.  It's fairly obvious that being the head of the centipede is the ideal location, as the two at the back are left consuming their partner's feces.

I believe the word you're looking for is...gross.

And that's really what it has going for it.  It doesn't have a great plot.  It doesn't feature your favorite actors, and it's not from your favorite director.  But it is gross, and it is a grossness that you have never seen before.  Unless there's another mouth-sewn-to-asshole movie that I'm forgetting, and if there is, I'm sure one of my loyal readers will let me know.

There's also a disturbing sexual element to the festivities that few people touch on, most evident in the scene where Dr. Heiter prances around in his knee-high leather boots, swishing a riding crop like an S&M scat queen.  There's a reason few people touch on it, though.  It's too disturbing to even think about, and so I'm going to be just as guilty of skimming over the implications here.


It should be noted that Dr. Heiter cuts a pretty intimidating figure, with his sharp facial features, his long white surgical coat, dark sunglasses, and tranquilizer rifle.  It's because of people like him that I stay away from hospitals, no matter what the cost to my physical well-being.  He is the modern offshoot of the classic mad scientist, and perhaps we will see a second wave of that now mostly-missing character trope.

Torture porn?  With the Saw franchise on its final throws, that's yesterday's news.  Welcome to surgery porn.  It's Nip/Tuck meets Hostel, and everyone's invited.  But not everyone will want to come.

One hell of a fucked-up film that will make even the most-jaded viewer cringe in his seat, and possibly  one of my favorite horror flicks I've seen this year if for no other reason than its sheer bizarro originality.  The only real problem that I have with Human Centipede--and I know this is going to sound odd--is how easily accessible it was.  Hollywood horror films are abundant, and most of them are not-so-good.  Indie horror films are easy to find--and that's great. 

But Human Centipede belongs in an underground that no longer exists.

2009
Rated R
92 Minutes
Color
English/German/Japanese
Netherlands

"Feed her.  Feed her.  Swallow it, bitch!"
--J/Metro

(Don't trust my opinion?  Visit Screen Grab! with J. Astro to see what my fellow J has to say)

Rue Morgue's 100 Alternative Horror Films

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 22

A few years back, Rue Morgue magazine released a list of 100 Alternative Horror Films, each entry chosen for both its quality as a genre picture and the fact that it is rarely seen on other horror lists.  I'm not trying to step on any copyrighted toes, so what follows is just the list of titles chosen.  If you want to see the reasoning behind those choices or learn more about the films, you can read the original article at the Rue Morgue website by clicking HERE.

I've included Netflix links to the titles when available, and will attempt to include Amazon links at a later date.

Rue Morgue Magazine Presents
THE CONOISSEUR'S GUIDE TO
100 ALTERNATIVE HORROR FILMS
 
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Aftermath (1994)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Alien 3: Director's Cut (1992)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Alucarda (1978)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Angel Heart (1987)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Angst (1983)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Anguish (1987)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

Aswang (1994)  NETFLIX / AMAZON

The Bad Seed (1956)  NETFLIX

Battle Royale (2000)  NETFLIX

The Beast Within (1982)  NETFLIX

Black Sabbath (1963)  NETFLIX

Black Sunday (1960)  NETFLIX

Blood of the Beasts (1949)  NETFLIX

The Butcher Boy (1997)  NETFLIX

Calvaire (2004)  NETFLIX

The Changeling (1980)  NETFLIX

Charlie's Family a.k.a The Manson Family (2003)  NETFLIX

Communion (1989)  NETFLIX

Curdled (1996)  NETFLIX

Curse of the Demon (1957)  NETFLIX

Cutthroats Nine (1972)  NETFLIX

Cutting Moments (1997)  NETFLIX

Dead & Buried (1981)  NETFLIX

Deathdream (1974)  NETFLIX

Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)  NETFLIX

Deranged (1974)  NETFLIX

The Devil's Backbone (2001)  NETFLIX

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)  NETFLIX

Duel (1971)  NETFLIX

The Entity (1981)  NETFLIX

The Eye (2002)  NETFLIX

The Exorcist III (1990)  NETFLIX

Eyes Without A Face (1960)  NETFLIX

Frailty (2001)  NETFLIX

Gates of Hell a.k.a. City of the Living Dead (1980)  NETFLIX

Genesis (1998)  NETFLIX

The Haunting (1963)  NETFLIX

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1990)  NETFLIX

I Walked With a Zombie (1943)  NETFLIX

Ilsa She Wolf of the SS (1964)  NETFLIX

In My Skin (2002)  NETFLIX

Incubus (1965)  NETFLIX

The Innocents (1961)  NETFLIX

Irreversible (2002)  NETFLIX

Ichi The Killer - Uncut (2001)  NETFLIX

Kairo a.k.a. Pulse (2001)  NETFLIX

Lady In a Cage (1964)  NETFLIX

The Last Horror Movie (2003)  NETFLIX

The Laughing Dead (1998)  NETFLIX

Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)  NETFLIX

Les Diaboliques (1955)  NETFLIX

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)  NETFLIX

Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)  NETFLIX

Love for Mother Only (2003)  NETFLIX

Lighthouse a.k.a. Dead of Night (2000)  NETFLIX

Lumière (1996)  NETFLIX

Man Bites Dog (1992)  NETFLIX

Maniac (1980)  NETFLIX

Martin (1977)  NETFLIX

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)  NETFLIX

May (2002)  NETFLIX

The Mothman Prophecies (2002)  NETFLIX

Nattevagten a.k.a. Nightwatch (1994)  NETFLIX

Nekromantik 2 (1991)  NETFLIX

The Night of the Hunter (1955)  NETFLIX

Onibaba (1964)  NETFLIX

Opera (1987)  NETFLIX

Paperhouse (1988)  NETFLIX

Peeping Tom (1960)  NETFLIX

Perdita Durango (1997)  NETFLIX

Pin: A Plastic Nightmare (1988)  NETFLIX

Psycho II (1983)  NETFLIX

The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)  NETFLIX

Ravenous (1999)  NETFLIX

Raw Meat (1972)  NETFLIX

Razor Blade Smile (1998)  NETFLIX

The Reflecting Skin (1990)  NETFLIX

Repulsion (1965)  NETFLIX

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)  NETFLIX

Rituals a.k.a. The Creeper (1976)  NETFLIX

Santa Sangre (1989)  NETFLIX

The Separation (2003)  NETFLIX

Session 9 (2001)  NETFLIX

The Seventh Seal (1957)  NETFLIX

Shadow of a Doubt (1943)  NETFLIX

Spider Baby (1964)  NETFLIX

Street Trash (1987)  NETFLIX

Targets (1968)  NETFLIX

Tetsuo: Iron Man (1989)  NETFLIX

This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse (1967)  NETFLIX

Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971)  NETFLIX

Two-Thousand Maniacs! (1964)  NETFLIX

Uzumaki (2000)  NETFLIX

Vampyres (1974)  NETFLIX

The Vanishing (1988)  NETFLIX

Wait Until Dark (1967)  NETFLIX

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)  NETFLIX

The Witchfinder General (1968)   NETFLIX

Kill Theory (2009)

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 21

Kill Theory

Written by Kelly C. Palmer
Directed by Chris Moore

Freddy...Daniel Franzese
Carlos...Theo Rossi
Brent...Teddy Dunn
Alex...Taryn Manning
Amber...Ryanne Duzich
Jennifer...Agnes Bruckner

In a typical slasher set-up, eight friends head to the rich kid's isolated vacation home for a weekend of drinking, pre-marital sex, and the usual blend of angsty asshole teenage debauchery. Little do they know that outside lurks a recently-released mental patient with a violent streak and a mind like a steel trap. And when it comes to mental patients, that is one dangerous combination.


Said mental patient (a Jigsaw meets Rusty Nail sort of fellow), who was once convicted of killing his three best friends in order to save his own life, has developed a theory--call it a kill theory--that when it comes down to it, anyone would be willing to do the same thing.  These eight nubile young pretty people are going to serve as his guinea pigs, and he quickly lays down the ground rules, summed up thusly:

"You have the choice of ending someone else's life to save your own."
"Kill your friends...or die with them."

Admittedly, it's a deliciously demented premise.  Any time the victim can become the villain, there's an opportunity for betrayal, bloodshed and psychological examination of the characters involved.  What does it take to push an essentially innocent person over the edge?  This isn't like the final scene in Wes Craven's The Hills Have Eyes, where the survivors give into their primal instincts to defeat their pursuers, as there is at least some iota of honor to be found there.  Here, they are forced to kill the ones they love in order to save themselves, which has the peculiar distinction of being both a sacrifice and an extremely greedy action.


Had Kill Theory taken its time to actually examine this a bit more in depth, it could have been a fascinating film.  Instead, it only paints a picture with the widest of brush strokes and then gives in to frenetic Post-2K pacing without the slightest hint of subtlety--which is fine in its own right, and exactly what I was expecting, but not what I was hoping for.

A gory, flashy, stylish, smart-like and occasionally disturbing but ultimately empty examination, it does have the capacity to keep you entertained--in a guilty, dirty sort of way.  And while that is more than can be said for a lot of flicks, every once and a while, a premise could be so much better if it attempted to do more than that.

Call me crazy.  Just not to my face.

Although, I do have a theory....

2009
Rated R
85 Minutes
Color
English
United States

--J/Metro

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The Great Bridge by David McCullough

This monumental book is the enthralling story of one of the greatest events in our nation's history, during the Age of Optimism - a period when Americans were convinced in their hearts that all things were possible.

 In the years around 1870, when the project was first undertaken, the concept of building an unprecedented bridge to span the East River between the great cities of Manhattan and Brooklyn required a vision and determination comparable to that which went into the building of the great cathedrals.  Throughout the fourteen years of its construction, the odds against the successful completion of the bridge seemed staggering.  Bodies were crushed and broken, lives lost, political empires fell, and surges of public emotion constantly threatened the project.  But this is not merely the saga of an engineering miracle; it is a sweeping narrative of the social climate of the time and of the heroes and rascals who had a hand in either constructing or exploiting the surpassing enterprise.

It was suggested that I read The Great Bridge by David McCullough to prepare for my trip to New York.  There is something about the way Mr. McCullough writes a book that makes me sit up a little taller and pay attention. I don't know, maybe it's because you can feel the enthusiasm he has for the subject while you're reading.  It's like being there with him while he's giving a lecture even though you're not.   I've read a couple of his other books, so I really wasn't surprised to feel the same excitement from Mr. McCullough while reading The Great Bridge - The Epic Story of the Building of the Brooklyn Bridge. 

I found the book fascinating just while reading the Author's Note.  Call me overly sentimental, but I truly believe some people are just meant to do certain things.  With this particular book it seemed to me that David McCullough was destined to be its author.  He set out to write a book about a bridge that had yet to be completely documented.  He had an interest in  the Roebling family, the family behind the building of the Brooklyn Bridge, and he also had an interest in Brooklyn, having lived there with his wife in a house just down the street from where members of the Roebling family once lived.  But my fascination for the book came while reading about David McCullough unlocking a storage closet in the library at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute and stumbling upon shelf after shelf  of documents written and collected by Washington Roebling.  David McCullough stumbled upon a treasure, and using other information he had access to, he was able to bring to life the story behind the people, the politics, the wealth, the sacrifices, the courage, and even the heartbreak behind the building of the Brooklyn Bridge.

I'm glad I read the book before and during my trip to New York this month.  I can honestly say that while walking the Brooklyn Bridge I couldn't help but think of the people behind its creation.  Knowing how much sacrifice went into the building of the bridge and the people who lost their lives in the process, I couldn't help but appreciate the history and the incredible size of the structure.  It amazes me that they were able to build something so grand and magnificent without the aid of modern technology.  These men were incredibly intelligent, not to mention gifted.  Their lives truly fascinate me. The construction of the Brooklyn Bridge meant so much to us as a nation, so I was a little disappointment  to see how much wealth and politics played a part in the process.  It was a reminder of  how some things just never change in life.  Some people will always find a way to exploit, and there will always be someone willing to sacrifice another for their gain.  It truly is a fascinating story and I would encourage you to take the time to read it.

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Taylor Swift - Innocent Lyrics

Taylor Swift - Innocent Lyrics

I guess you really did it this time
Left yourself in your warpath
Lost your balance on a tightrope
Lost your mind tryin' to get it back

Wasn't it easier in your lunchbox days?
Always a bigger bed to crawl into
Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything?
And everybody believed in you?

It's all right, just wait and see
Your string of lights is still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not where you've been
You're still an innocent
You're still an innocent

There's some things you can't speak of
But tonight you'll live it all again
You wouldn't be shattered on the floor now
If only you would sing what you know now then

Wasn't it easier in your firefly-catchin' days?
And everything out of reach, someone bigger brought down to you
Wasn't it beautiful runnin' wild 'til you fell asleep?
Before the monsters caught up to you?

It's all right, just wait and see
Your string of lights is still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not where you've been
You're still an innocent

It's okay, life is a tough crowd
32, and still growin' up now
Who you are is not what you did
You're still an innocent

Time turns flames to embers
You'll have new Septembers
Every one of us has messed up too

Lives change like the weather
I hope you remember
Today is never to late to
Be brand new

It's all right, just wait and see
Your string of lights are still bright to me
Oh, who you are is not where you've been
You're still an innocent
[Taylor Swift - Innocent Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

It's okay, life is a tough crowd
32, and still growin' up now
Who you are is not what you did
You're still an innocent

Macabre Collectibles

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 20

Here's some kick-ass horror collectibles I stumbled across, all of them available from the House of Mysterious Secrets.  Click on the image to enlarge, or the description for ordering information.  And no, I don't get anything if you order, but if I can't afford all the coolest things on this earth, I can at least show them to you.

And hope that you let me play with them.








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Old Movies. New Posters.

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 19

A collection of custom-made posters for classic Universal Studios horror films attributed only to "namtab29". Courtesy of Issuu.com.

Alive or Dead (2008)

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 18

Alive or Dead

Written & Directed by Stephen Goetsch

Maria...Ann Henson
Sarah...Angelica May
Frank...L. Flint Esquerra

Hot young girlies always seem to suffer from bad luck in horror movies, don't they?  Take, for instance, Maria.  She's just trying to get home when her car loses two tires simultanouesly, late at night and in the middle of nowhere.  She doesn't have the necesary number of spares, and her cellphone charger isn't functioning (possibly because it was inside her vagina only moments before--seriously!).  Since there's little else that she can do, Maria decides to investigate the old school bus that has been abandoned nearby.  You know, the one that somebody has written "HELP ME" on in what appears to be blood.


Inside the Bad News Bus, Maria finds evidence of a massacre, with only two survivors: one, an unconscious fat bastard in the Uncle Jesse Duke school of fat bastardism, and the other a young female bound and blindfolded.  Before Maria can offer any real assistance, the madman who performed the dastardly deed returns, plops ass behind the wheel, and they're all off on a roadtrip to hell.

Or a castle in the middle of the desert.  Whichever comes first.

Once escaped from the killer, rather than get the hell out of there, they opt instead to explore his house.  Which pretty much means that they deserve every last thing that they have coming to them--and come it will, because there's more than one maniac in this household.


Is it too much to ask that characters in a horror film act believable?  I mean, at one point, Maria suggests the dumbest thing that I have ever heard someone suggest when attempting an escape: "Come on.  Let's go check out the roof."  Although, to be honest, that's tied with another of her verbal gems:  "You wanna go clubbing after this?"

Slow, dull, and almost unintelligible, this steaming celluloid poop pile only gets points for the bizarre opening and semi-decent finale.  Everything in between was just a mess.  There were countless "shocking" things unfolding on screen, but they failed to shock and in fact just barely broke up the monotony.  The characters were flat and lifeless, with no believable motivation or discernable IQ.  Thinking back, the best thing that I can say about this movie is that the acting could have been worse.

And that ain't saying much.

2008
Rated R
83 Minutes
Color
English
United States

"Yeah, I jiggled it.  And then did the hokey pokey."
--J/Metro

Nelly - Just A Dream Lyrics

Nelly - Just A Dream Lyrics



I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me

Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?

Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream

So I travel back, down that road

Who she come back? No one knows

I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream



I was at the top and I was like I’m at the basement

Number one spot and now she found her a replacement

I swear now I can't take it, knowing somebody's got my baby

And now you ain't around, baby I can't think

Shoulda put it down Shoulda got that ring

Cuz I can still feel it in the air

See her pretty face run my fingers through her hair



My lover, my life My shorty, my wife

She left me, I'm tied

Cuz I knew that it just ain't right



I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me

Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?

Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream

So I travel back, down that road

Who she come back? No one knows

I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream



When I be ridin man I swear I see her face at every turn

Tryin to get my usher over, I can let it burn

And I just hope she notice she the only one I yearn for

Oh I miss her when will I learn?



Didn't give her all my love, I guess now I got my payback

Now I'm in the club thinkin all about my baby

Hey, she was so easy to love But wait, I guess that love wasn't enough



I'm goin through it every time that I'm alone

And now i'm missin, wishin she'd pick up the phone

But she made a decision that she wanted to move one

Cuz I was wrong



And I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me

Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?

Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream

So I travel back, down that road

Who she come back? No one knows

I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream



If you ever loved somebody put your hands up

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up

And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything

I said, if you ever loved somebody put your hands up

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up

And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything



I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me

Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?

Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream

So I travel back, down that road

Who she come back? No one knows

I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream

[Nelly - Just A Dream Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]



And I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me

Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?

Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream

So I travel back, down that road

Who she come back? No one knows

I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream

Horror Explorer (Sneak Peek): 1928-1929

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 17

Alraune, the second adaptation of the Hanns Heinz Ewers novel of the same name, was released to German theaters on January 25, 1928, and in the United States some four months later. It follows the same basic storyline as the now-lost original presumably did: a crazed scientist artificially inseminates a prostitute with the semen of a man who was hung at the gallows, creating Alraune, a beautiful young offspring who was completely devoid of soul. It was written and directed by Henrik Galeen (1915's The Golem; 1926's The Student of Prague), starred Brigite Helm (from Fritz Lang's 1927 Metropolis) in the title role, and Paul Wegener (from the 1913 version of The Student of Prague and the Golem series of films) as Professor Jakob ten Brinken. The next version of this film was released in 1930.

The Ape, directed by Beverly C. Rule, was released to theaters on March 28, 1928. Very little information is available on this film aside from the plot synopsis given at the Internet Movie Database ("A supposedly tame ape suddenly goes on a rampage in a small town. Based on a true story"), and a slightly longer one from Hal Erickson at All Movie Guide:
"According to studio publicity, The Ape was based on actual police records. The title character is a brutish killer at large in Manhattan and along the Hudson River. Much of film was shot in the dark, partly to sustain its melodramatic mood and partly to disguise its cheap sets. Ruth Stonehouse, the biggest "name" in picture, was given surprisingly little to do. The critical assessment of The Ape boiled down to "five reels of much scurrying about for no particular reason." The film was produced at the old Triangle Studios in Riverdale, New York, which in happier days had housed the likes of Mack Sennett and Douglas Fairbanks Sr"
 The only other bit of information that I have been able to muster up is that, if the filmographies at the IMDB are to be believed, this movie just about killed the careers of everyone involved: Beverly C. Rule never directed again; Gladys Walton didn't appear in another film for 20 years, until 1948's The Red Shoes, and even then she was uncredited; Ruth Stonehouse acted in only one more film, The Devil's Cage from the same year; Basil Wilson's first and last credited role was in The Ape, although he appeared as an uncredited gangster in 1935's Behind the Evidence; and Bradley Barker acted only one more time, in 1928's Inspiration.

This movie is not to be confused with the 1940 Boris Karloff vehicle The Ape, the 1976 King Kong ripoff A*P*E*, or the unlikely 2005 comedy The Ape which paired James Franco with a man in a gorilla suit.

On October 25, 1928, La chute de la maison Usher (Fall of the House of Usher) was released to French theaters.  This version of the 1839 Edgar Allan Poe short story was adapted by Jean Epstein and Luis Buñuel, and starred Jean Debucourt and Marguerite Gance as Sir Roderick Usher and Madeleine Usher respectively. 

This wasn't the only adaptation of the story released in 1928.  At some unspecified point, the 13-minute short The Fall of the House of Usher was released, this time directed by James Sibley Watson and Melville Webber.  It's a surreal and bizarre take on the tale that utilizes dozens of camera tricks within its short running time, and can be viewed as a love letter to German Expressionism.

November 4, 1928 saw the premiere of  Benjamin Christensen's The Haunted House, based on the stage play by Owen Davis.  It revolved around a group of people who were heirs to a fortune, forced to spend the night in a haunted house in order to get their hands on the inheritance (a plot used many times over in these Old Dark House thrillers).  The cast of creepy characters included a mad doctor, a sleepwalker, and a gorgeous nurse.  The entirety of the haunting was a hoax, of course, in an effort to decide who the rightful heir was.  The original print ad stated, "YOU'LL SHIVER WITH SUSPENSE AND SHAKE WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS MASTER MYSTERY!"  Whether that claim was true or not, the world may never know.  This film is presumed lost.

On November 24, 1928, Tod Browning's West of Zanzibar was released.  Lon Chaney stars as Flint, otherwise known as Dead-Legs, a wheelchair bound sociopath and former stage magician who sets up his own kingdom deep in the jungle, utilizing his skills of prestidigitation to control the natives.  Kidnapping the offspring of his former lover and his most-hated enemy (an ivory trader played by Lionel Barrymore), Flint places her in a brothel to be raised by the ladies, turns her into an alcoholic, and then reintroduces this thoroughly used up woman to her father--a truly patient method of revenge.

West of Zanzibar was based on the stage play Kongo, which was quite popular at the time.  It was remade under its original title in 1932, with Walter Huston in the role of Dead-Legs.

At some unspecified point in 1929, the Old Dark House mystery-comedy Seven Footprints to Satan was released.  Based on the novel by Abraham Merritt and adapted by Benjamin Christensen, this movie follows a romantic couple in search of a missing gem, who find themselves trapped in the home of a strange man named Satan.  The house is populated by a number of bizarre characters, and the adventure pushes them to the brink of insanity--despite the fact that it all turned out to be a hoax.

This First-National release was filmed both as a silent (according to An Illustrated History of Horror and Science-Fiction Films by Carlos Clarens, the last silent horror film before talkies completely took over), and as a partial-talkie with sound effects and musical score.  Long believed to be lost, a lone print of the silent version turned up in Europe with Italian inter-titles.  Avid collectors have finally been able to set their eyes upon this movie, but it has yet to see a major re-release to the public.

On April 28, 1929, it would seem that Christensen struck again with The House of Horror.  From what I have been able to gather, the director took plot elements from both his previous works The Haunted House and Seven Footprints to Satan, and then combined them to form an all new film.  A brother and sister are summoned to New York by a mysterious stranger to visit their Uncle Abner, who lives in a spooky house with an assortment of odd characters--including two youngsters who are in search of a missing diamond.  Sound familiar?  It may be that Christensen was being derivative, or it may be that there is a jumble of confusion associated with these particular films.  To further confuse things, an alternate title for The House of Horror is listed as The Haunted House, and the tag-line ("You'll Shiver With Laughter! You'll Shake With Suspense!") is a variation of the one attached to that previous film.  I've seen it stated that these three titles comprise a trilogy, which could explain the similarities in theme, but none of the characters seem to carryover from one to the next.  As this film is also assumed lost (although a number of sound discs are said to have survived at the UCLA Film and Television Archives), much of this is probably just speculation and it may never truly be sorted out.

April 27, 1928 saw the release of The Man Who Laughs, an adaptation of the 1869 Victor Hugo novel directed by Paul Leni (who had previously directed 1927's The Cat and the Canary).  The story revolves around Gwynplaine, a boy who is sentenced to disfigurement after offending the king, and his face is surgically scarred to permanently resemble a manic grin.  Gwynplaine, now a homeless wanderer, discovers a blind baby girl that has been abandoned by her parents, and the two grow up together after being taken in by a swindler who uses Gwynplaine's disfigurement to earn a living.  Although this film may technically be seen as a romantic melodrama, there are enough dark and morbid plot points that it has been embraced by horror fans.

Conrad Veidt plays the fully-grown Gwynplaine.  It is said that he was originally chosen by the head of Universal Pictures, Carl Laemmle, to play the title role in 1931's Dracula which was to be directed by Paul Leni, but the jobs ended up going to Bela Lugosi and Tod Browning respectively. His most famous role was probably that of Major Strasser in Casablanca (1942), but even those who have not seen that film know him in a roundabout way:  Bob Kane, the creator of Batman, copied Veidt's appearance in 1928's The Man Who Laughs as the basis for the homicidal villain The Joker. This was one of the few versions of the character that Heath Ledger studied when bringing the Joker to life on the big screen for 2008's The Dark Knight--one of the biggest movies of all time.

For more rictus grin genre fun, fans should seek out William Castle's great Mr. Sardonicus (1961).

Un Chien Adalou was released on June 6, 1929.  Although the title translates to "An Andalusian Dog", it is almost universally known by its original French title.  While not a horror film, but rather a surrealistic piece of short cinema by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí, it does contain some truly horrific imagery--most notoriously, a woman's eyeball being sliced by a straight razor (the startling effect was actually created through some clever camera work and the eye of a dead donkey).  It has been stated that this was the birth of the film making style used in most modern music videos, and it could also been seen as a precursor to the mini-film-within-a-film contained on the cursed video tape from Ringu and its myriad remakes and sequels.

Horror Explorer (Sneak Peek): 1927

HALLOWEEN BLOGATHON 2010, HOUR 16

Metropolis was released in its native Germany on January 10, 1927, hitting the United States in March of the same year. Set in a teeming metropolis during the future year of 2026, society has been divided into two main groups: the Thinkers who have vision but no skills with which to carry out that vision, and the Workers who have skill to fulfill these visions, but no vision of their own. The Thinkers live above ground in hedonistic delight, while the Workers toil away endlessly beneath the Earth. A possible Worker uprising brings the Mediator to the subterranean world where he witnesses the life of the Worker first hand.  While certainly more of a science-fiction film than horror, it has had a long-lasting cross-appeal that defies the boundaries of genre.

Alfred Hitchcock's The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (the director's first thriller) had a UK release on February 14, 1927, and would hit American shores in June of the following year.  This adaptation of the novel by Marie Belloc Lowndes revolves around a serial killer known as The Avenger, based on Jack the Ripper, stalking the streets of London.  A new lodger (Ivor Novello) at a local boarding house owned by Marie Ault (previously of 1923's The Monkey's Paw) behaves strangely, and often leaves his room on dark and foggy nights, making him suspect in the eyes of Joe (Malcolm Keen), a police detective covering the case.  The Lodger was adapted again in 1932 (also with Ivor Novello), 1944, 1953 (as Man in the Attic, with Jack Palance), and 2008.

Tod Browning released The Unknown on June 4, 1927, starring Lon Chaney as Alonzo the Armless, Norman Kerry as Malabar the Mighty, and Joan Crawford as Nanon Zanzi. In case the colorful names haven't tipped you off, this film takes place in a circus, where Chaney plays an armless knife thrower who is in love with Crawford's character, his partner in the act and the daughter of the circus manager. Kerry's strongman character is also in love with Crawford, but because she has a deep fear of being touched, Chaney is the man for her. When it comes to light that Chaney does indeed have arms (they have been tied at his sides all this time), he realizes that he can not marry her if he has those unsightly appendages...so he visits a surgeon and has them removed. A twisted little ending makes this obsessive act come across as even sadder. Peter Dismuki, a man truly born with no arms, acted as uncredited double for Chaney's character and would appear a year later as 'Armless Man' in Howard J. Green's The Sideshow.

Those looking for further circus fun may want to seek out the difficult-to-find 1916 mystery-thriller Hævnens nat (Blind Justice; Night of Revenge) from Haxan director Benjamin Christensen about a circus performer named Strong John who is falsely accused of murder and vows revenge against the woman who betrayed him, as well as the similarly-themed (and possible remake) 1917 film The Tell-Tale Step from director Burton George.

The Cat and the Canary hit the screens on September 9, 1927.  It was written by Alfred A. Cohn and directed by Paul Leni, based on a stage play from John Willard that had opened in February 1922 and ran for a total of 148 performances.  The movie revolves a group of would-be heirs who gather at the home of the deceased Cyrus West in hopes of claiming the inheritance, where a number of strange and deadly events occur.  Blending comedy, mystery, horror and even twinges of expressionism, this movie was a huge success for Universal Pictures, so much so that it was remade five times.

London After Midnight premiered on December 3, 1927. Lon Chaney starred as Inspector Burke of Scotland Yard in this Tod Browning film, called in to investigate the supposed suicide of wealthy Sir Robert Balfour. The old Balfour home has been taken over by strange unusual sorts that are reportedly vampires, and among them is a disguised Inspector Burke, using his skills as of mesmerism to aid in closing the case. All footage of this film has long been considered lost, but a good many still photographs remain, as does a copy of the shooting script. Using this script and these stills, a slide-show reconstruction of this movie was released in 2002. Browning remade this film as a talkie in 1935 with Bela Lugosi and Lionel Barrymore under the title Mark of the Vampire, with some alterations made to the script. The remake is often panned by critics today (as it was upon its initial release), but unless a copy of London After Midnight resurfaces, it and the reconstruction are the only two options we have.

For a more in-depth account of the film, written by a blogger more talented than I, click here.

Northstar - undressing muscle superhero

Northstar bare chest, showing his gorgeous abs !
(Northstar a torso nudo, mostra i suoi favolosi pettorali)

This is an image by Joe Phillips that I found on the web. As soon as I saw it I had to colour it ! he's so gorgeous. Hope you like the colours and backgroud !


Questa è un'immagine realizzata da Joe Phillips che ho trovato sul web. Appena l'ho vista ho dovuto colorarla ! è così favoloso :) Spero che vi piacciano colori e sfondo. Più in basso il disegno originale di Joe Phillips.



Northstar black and white sketch by Joe Phillips
(Northstar, schizzo in bianco e nero di Joe Phillips)


This is the original work by Joe Phillips !