Sunday, July 3, 2011

MARIJUANA NEWS: SMOKE A JOINT AND DIE HAPPY.





























So WTF is the problem?

I am 71 and I have a state issued medical marijuana card, from a prescription written by my personal DOC of 9 years.

Over the 9 years, WE have talked about my marijuana use and particularly the benefits of marijuana for seniors.

Do your elderly parents/relatives a BIG FAVOR and help them get a legal prescription for marijuana!

Life gets shorter by the day.....marijuana can greatly improve the quality of your remaining years.

Oldcatman
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****What to do when mom needs pot?

My 83-year-old mother in Chicago called me about a month ago with what sounded like a simple request.

“I need pot,” she said.

I thought I heard her correctly. “You need a pot? OK, you thinking aluminum, cast iron or what? You want me to order it online and have it shipped to you? How much do you want to spend?” I asked.

Her response: “No, not a pot. I need pot. My doctor says I should start smoking marijuana and he says since it’s legal in California, I should just have my daughter get it for me and send it.”

Then it occurred to me. She must have been high at that very moment, because: a) for all of my foibles, the heady world of marijuana is one I’ve never dabbled in (other than to tell my older kid that if I caught him doing it again I would kill him); and b) . . .

****READ THE COMPLETE ARTICLE (HERE)!

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