Donald did NOT disappoint in these pants.
Homeboy knows he's sex on sticks (I think his skinny body is constructed out of zombified matches waiting to BURN) and he's never been afraid to flaunt his goods like a modern day Mick Jagger... But even after seeing his naked package on full display in Ryan McGinley's photos, those telephone pants still tantalize. ("I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall/If you don't answer I'll just ring it off the wall.") And I thought Jack White wore trouser snake enhancers!
And Donald pulled a Ryan Jarman displaying his "Tales From the Crypt Keeper" toenail polish. I don't think he could ever be more perfect than exactly as he is. Just watch the way he moves.
Thanks again, boys, for a fun night of awesomeness.
