Monday, March 22, 2010

hush puppie pricks

Today's true story is just something quick n dirty ... and painful. I blogged here about my fabulous weekend and my fabulous new pair of shoes ... the Hush Puppies that I spent eleventy billion dollars on. More than I ever spend on shoes, but I loved them and felt that I deserved them. Apparantly I did not! I wore them out that night and this is what the mean little pricks did to my feet:

(yes, that's three band-aids you're seein. and they aren't just normal blisters, they're slices ... with blood and everything ... sheesh)

And now Sydnerella thinks I'm a total weirdo for asking her to take a picture of my heels. Her exact reponse when she saw them was "What the fffff .... " She avoided eye contact as long as she could after I told her not to swear, it's not lady like. (Tehehe) ... She replies, "I wasn't going to say it Mom, geeze ... And you say it all the time!" Trying to put me in my place. Well I showed her by saying "Well I'm an adult. Not a lady!" Burn ... Also, those aren't flood pants. I had them hiked way up for the pose until Sydnerella said, "Wow, you're legs are really white". I pulled them down a little and said "Fuck off, they are not!" (or something just as adult that made her laugh wildly at the denial of my white legs ...)