Monday, September 7, 2009

When will you die?

If you use facebook... there is a new app - When will you die?
I haven't done it... seems like tempting fate to me... and one of my friends is already facing her mortality with a large bowel mass and secondaries - It is hard to feel frivolous about it.
But so many of my facebook friends have done it and they get little answers like...

"xxx"just found out the Death's Time:


Date: February 4 of 2015 at 5:28 am.

Cause: Collapsed at gym after exercising

Age: 25 years old

or "yyy" just found out the Death's Time:


Date: May 4 of 2018 at 5:47 am.

Cause: Electrocuted while on an electrical pole during earthquake

Age: 40 years old

The general comments range from - me at the gym??? or I would never be up that early....
or - as I had a little laugh about hers with one of the students at last nights evening class, she is pretty sure she can avoid riding a motorcycle dressed as Elvis... so should be safe.
So, because of an early dinner before class, and visiting a friend on the way home, I found myself peckish when I got home at 11pm... unwisely snacking before bedtime. Sure enough, heartburn in the wee hours of the morning; duly found an antacid tablet, and subsided back to the warmth of the bed... where I managed to inhale the crumbs.  The coughing grew worse... my chest hurt. I was racked with them... I staggered to the bathroom. I tried to call my partners' name ... no breath; no voice. Damn... forgot that was an issue! As I tried drinking water from the scungy tooth mug, trying not to pee with each paroxysm, I realised that I should have done the damned facebook test as I could already fill in the gaps.

Date: 7th September of 2009 at 3.45 am

Cause:  Naked in own bathroom, choking and vomiting in sink...

Age: well thats my business but far too young...

But I would never be up that early... Yeah right!