According to Google Analytics, the vast majority of my visitors are coming from California, and in a distant second, New York.
Hawaii, North Dakota, and Idaho? They couldn't care less about me, it seems. There hasn't been a single visit from any of these states. It is my goal to change that, right here and right now through a little something I like to call Keyword Manipulation. (insert maniacal laughter here)
hula dancers, big kahuna, barack obama, pineapples, potatoes, and, umm...North Dakota
Take THAT, Google!
--J/Metro
