The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady GaGa - 3-Way (The Golden Rule)

The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady GaGa - 3-Way (The Golden Rule)

Yeah
Backin' that ass

Your mom says "Hi" — Jinx!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[repeat a few times]

Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Pay-less
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots

Well let's help them back
Let's handle that
In two-to-six hours,
We'll meet back here and regroup

Now let's shoop

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
And she sang

Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together
She forgot about the golden rule — a huh huh

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Fellas. Get ready.
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick, go!
Helicopter dick.
Helicopter dick
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick

Well
And all of that was OK
Cause it was in a three-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom)
Maybe two is enough
That's what they'll say
But we'll say, "Hell no!"
One, two, three-way
[The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady GaGa - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The golden rule

The Lonely Island - We'll Kill U Lyrics

The Lonely Island - We'll Kill U Lyrics

Hey

Hey. What's wrong?

Come quick, some losers wanna fight us

Oh, not again. I'll go get my gun

OK

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you

It's on now, the fight's beginning
One punch in and we're already winning

Guy Number One, the ape-shit killer
After you're dead I drink an ice cold Miller

Out on parole and I'm looking to score
I'm Guy Number Two, I'll take your whore

AK's, Uzis, nines and glocks
One pierced ear and ankle socks

If you see us on the street

You can bet we're high

We wear sunglasses

For bloodshot eyes

Each jerk we kill, our hearts grows colder
I could shoot all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder

I drive all the time, it's no big deal
Open the door, and get behind the wheel

I only hang with felons, killers and thugs
You're still a cunt Steve, go fuck your snake

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you

Our thirst for blood is never enough
Is there a heaven for gangsters like us?

Hey Guy Number One?

Yeah, Guy Number Two?

I'm just doing me

I'm doing you too

I only date girls who have been around
I know what they like, I'll go down town

We play dominoes, but call them bones

And wear cool hats, like Al Capone

Who cares about the pigs, we can pay the bail
You're just a loser, you'd get raped in jail

We're just two guys

Who have a death wish

Screw trial by twelve, we'll be carried by six
Like
Bowm, bowm
Bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you
[The Lonely Island - We'll Kill U Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

Ain't no such thing as half-way crooks
You're scared of death, you're scared to look, you're shook

The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics

The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics

My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone
[The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics on http://mp3downloadsmania.blogspot.com]

Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it

The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said fuck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics

The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics

My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone

Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it

The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said fuck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is
[The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg) Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer