PERRY BACKER: Congress Must Change DC's Name To "District Of Christ"

Congress "must and will" change the name of Washington DC to "District of Christ" in order to wrestle the city away from demonic influences.

Crazy Eyes Dodges Questions About Her Husband's "Ex-Gay" Therapy

Statue Of Liberty = Demonic Idol

From one of TX Gov. Rick Perry's BFFs.

PERRY BACKER: Japan Is Cursed Because The Emperor Had Sex With A Demon

Lou Engle: Abortion Causes Tornadoes

Those doggone tornadoes sure have a lot of causes.

In The Name Of Jesus

Email Of The Day - Eugene Delguadio

"Dear Joe, I see the Radical Homosexuals every day. They dare me to stand in their way. They laugh and brag that they have the power to pass any legislation they want. Now with pro-homosexual Democrats still in power, the Radical Homosexuals say nothing can stop them. I wonder if Sheila and the children should be here. It wasn’t all that long ago that I had to send my family away to a safe house. What does it say when a ruthless adversary would rather attack my family than face me? I’ll never forget that. My friend, without your support during this time, I’m not sure I will be able to manage things. I know God has not given up on our families. I won’t either. I pray for your encouragement." - Eugene Delguadio, self-titled Public Advocate of the United States, in a desperate plea for donations so he can stop those them there radical gays.

Miracle Spring Water

If you send shameless scam artist Pastor Peter Popoff some dough, mysterious strangers will mail you checks in the exact amount of your debts. The below clip is just the tip of the whackadoodle iceberg that can be found on Popoff's informercials, one of which I watched in full this morning.

RELATED: Popoff was famously exposed for his faith healing scams in 1986 when noted skeptic (and gay man) James Randi revealed that Popoff used a hidden radio earpiece to communicate with his wife while revealing "personal details" about ill congregants.

Quote Of The Day - Joseph Farah

"I like [Marco] Rubio, but he's not eligible – even though he'd like to think he is under the redefinitions of 'natural born citizen' by the press and the Washington elite. He can run for any other office – and I'd support him enthusiastically. He just can't be vice president or president. Neither, by the way, can the very adept governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal. He's in the same boat. He was born in the USA to parents who were not yet citizens. By all accounts, he's a great man. He's doing a good job as governor. I would support him for any office except president or vice president because the clear meaning of the Constitution is that you must be the child of U.S. citizens at the time of your birth." - World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah, expanding the rules of birtherism.

Today In Teabagger Tributes

This Blood's For You

How's that for a parade float? (Source)

Olbermann On Marcus Bachmann

OHIO: Loaded Guns In Bars? Sure!

What could possibly go wrong?

Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich on Thursday signed into law a bill that allows gun owners in the state to carry concealed weapons into bars and other places where alcohol is served. The measure, which was forwarded to Kasich on June 22 by the Ohio General Assembly, was signed on Thursday afternoon. Kasich is scheduled to sign the Ohio budget later Thursday.

Bishop Thomas Tobin: God Will Punish Rhode Island For Civil Unions

"I am deeply disappointed that Rhode Island will establish civil unions in our state. The concept of civil unions is a social experiment that promotes an immoral lifestyle, is a mockery of the institution of marriage as designed by God, undermines the well-being of our families, and poses a threat to religious liberty. [snip] Can there be any doubt that Almighty God will, in His own time and way, pass judgment upon our state, its leaders and citizens, for abandoning His commands and embracing public immorality? I encourage Catholics to pray for God’s patience, mercy and forgiveness in these distressing times." - Bishop Thomas Tobin, of the Providence Catholic Diocese.

Christian Nightmares Production Reel

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Bill Donahue Melts Down

ZOMG! In less than five minutes, Catholic League mental case Bill Donahue hits on every viciously anti-gay lie in the religious right's arsenal. Polygamy, procreation, incest, and even some wild shit about prongs and sockets. SRSLY. Huge huge kudos to the show's host for firing back at every bit of Donahue's batshittery.

Crazy Eyes Loves Serial Killer

Michele Bachmann: "Well, what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too." Unfortunately for the perpetually fact-challenged Crazy Eyes, the John Wayne who lived in Waterloo, Iowa was infamous serial killer John Wayne GACY. The famed actor was born in Winterset, Iowa, a three-hour drive away from Waterloo.

Crazy Eyes Makes It Official

Pat Robertson: God Will Destroy America For Allowing Same-Sex Marriage

Crazy Eyes: It's OK For States To Have Gay Marriage, But As President I'll Repeal It