Courtney Love and I have always had the same taste in men. I don't know what this says about me, but it scares me to death on so many levels because it's true.Common knowledge: in the early early 90's Courtney Love dated Billy Corgan before she met Kurt Cobain and married him.
In 2004 Courtney Love released a song on her solo album America's Sweetheart called "But Julian, I'm a Little Bit Older Than You," about none other than Julian Casablancas. CRAZY. She screams over and over again, "Oh, baby, I know where you live!" Hide, Jules, hide in the closet.
While promoting same said solo album, Love told Rolling Stone: ""I have a magic pussy. If you fuck me, you become a king. I'm a kingmaker." "Jack White, you're worthy of my pussy," she declares later. "He's a classicist, he's confident, he carries himself well. If we passed each other in an airport, he's the kind of guy who could just grab me and make out with me without saying a word."
Now, NME reports that Courtney will reform Hole for her next studio album (which she's been working on since 2006) and she's still getting songs from Billy Corgan (Mr. Cracked-Out Crazy Himself). Wonder if these two will publicly battle again? Billy, please please please refer to yourself as a Svengali again so Courtney can demean you to the press. Former Hole and Smashing Pumpkins touring bassist Melissa Auf der Maur will also return to Hole for this project, which probably half of the universe bets will never materialize.
But the worst part of this NME interview: "She revealed that she is still acting as indie shrink to Ryan Jarman (“I told him, ‘You know what selling out means? It means there are no tickets left for Madison Square Garden!”)."
WHY? WHY? WHY? Leave Ryan Jahhhman alone! I noticed a little while ago that CLove was a top friend on The Cribs' Myspace, but I honestly thought they were joshing around. Do they read her Twitter? Because that shit is crazy.
I guess Courtney's still got it. Must be her "magic pussy." Just keep her the fuck away from Alex Turner.
