The Cheapest H1N1 Vaccine!

This was supposed to be my Less Word Wednesday post, but I somehow lost count of days; I blamed it weather *cough; lying*. Nevertheless, I went shopping with my mother in one of these one stop center supermarkets, where we bought our unhealthy frozen food, chemically preserved vegetables and fruits and some house cleaning products.

Shockingly, I found rows of floor cleaning products on the shelves promoting that they can "kill 99.9% germs" including flu virus (H1N1). And it only cost you about RM7 ($2) for 2 liters. I wonder why no one ever thought about this before; all the infected patients should take a bath with one of these products and voila, you will be cleansed.

Some scientists should start working on diluting these floor cleaners to make it suitable for human digestion, without dissolving your intestines too. Oh for God sake, if a cleaning company can produce this kind of vaccine for H1N1, I am sure one of the highly genius researchers can make a cheap H1N1 vaccine sooner rather than later. It's not a rocket science either!

Holy shit! Did I just discover the solution of a conspiracy theory?

P/S: Another 14 new H1N1 cases were reported in Malaysia today.

P/S: *Hopefully* I will write something on Israel issue in the next post (after being forced by my friends).


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Urbaners in the SUPER Market

Last weekend, my friends and I organized a barbecue at my lecturer’s house. We prepared everything from buying the raw chickens, marinating it and set them on fire, literally. Anyway, this was the first time I bought these stuffs myself. For those who knew me, I never ever cook anything in my life. Never touch the raw chicken, rarely went to the market and not really into those fishy kind of smell. Well, this time I did all that!

Not that I don’t like to cook, but I don’t have any necessity to do so. I was raised in an all boys family, with the only female figure in the house is my mother. Oh and the frequently keep changing maid. The situation do not changed when I am staying in the college since I am not allowed to cook inside the residential area. Nevertheless, I took this chance to try my hand on cooking! Yeah, I know, barbecuing is not really a cooking, but it’s a good start right? :) Oh yeah, hopefully one day I will be like Julie and Julia too!

There result was I gained 2 kilograms after the barbecue! Haha. No pictures of me cooking though. I am planning to sell it to the Daily Mail. Hah.

By the way, we bought all our food from supermarket (Carrefour, Tesco Extra and Jusco). These supermarkets are so convenience, I almost forgot that the wet market is still exists. Although some of the goods here are not that fresh compared to the ‘conventional’ market, it has gained rapid reputation among the urbaners.

Advantages:

• One stop centre
• Generally clean (even has sink with soup or sanitizer)
• Located near the residential areas
• Varieties of supermarkets are available
• Imported food

Disadvantages:

• Not that fresh
• More expensive

So, what is your choice? Do you prefer these modern supermarkets or the old faithful wet market? Give me a holla! Happy weekend guys!

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