SNL spoofs Osama bin Laden’s Last Will and Testament

This is really funny! It’s good to make fun of bin Laden.


(h/t) The Blaze

David Letcherman Staff Receives Instructions

[ABOVE: Click image to enlarge.]


David Letterman had sex with multiple members of his staff and another producer attempted to blackmail him for $2 million. Letterman (Letcherman) then turned the tables and informed the police.

One more instance of the saying, "When life gives you lemons, throw them at a pathetic, washed-up late-night TV host."

The biggest revelation is that his staff could stifle the reflex to yell, "Rape!" while having sex with a septuagenarian TV guy.

The graphic above smacks of Irony Curtain.

Which means another proud progressive mouthpiece has felt bite from the tongues of steel at that fine emporium of state humor, the comrades at I Own the World.com.

More at DBKP.com.


by Mondo
image: I Own the World.com

Video: Differences Between Congressional, Taxpayers under ObamaCare

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HEALTH CARE YOU WILL RECEIVE
...AND THE HEALTH CARE CONGRESS and the PRESIDENT WILL RECEIVE

Will this video change your mind?

* Not if you're well-informed.
* Not if you're a liberal.
* Not if you're a member of Congress--and whatever decisions you make on health care for the little people won't affect you and your family.
* Not if you're a billionaire left wing financier who funds causes you don't have to deal with--because you are rich enough to avoid their consequences.

Anyone else?

Watch and let us know.





Another public service from Zoltar and the folks at I Own the World.


by Mondo Frazier
image: DBKP file

Thanksgiving Funny Turkeys: DBKP Gives Thanks for Humor

Thanksgiving Funnies




Thanksgiving Humor Even a Turkey Could Appreciate

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And to help you digest, the funniest Thanksgiving program ever, from another 4 letter enterprise. WKRP.




“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
— Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati





Happy thanksgiving from those here DBKP.



Mondo, LBG, RidesAPaleHorse, pat, Trench, Luscious P, Babba Zee





by pat/Mondo
images:
* myspacegraphicsandanimations

Free Cruise: Register Your Friends, But Especially, Your Enemies

The Ultimate Cruise:
Register Your Friends
Register Your Enemies

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Just for you pal!!

Looks like it could be a helluva lot of fun!

I hope you don't mind, but I've taken the liberty of putting your name into a drawing for a Seven-day, Six-night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship, the ' Dixie Belle'.

Good luck, I hope you win!

The Flagship ' Dixie Belle' is shown below...



Your first nights meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of minnow, grilled perch, collards, and all you eat rusty crawfish!






If you win, make sure to take pictures, especially of the famous 'Ole Muddy Midnight SkinnyDip'--with your hostesses Euella Bell and Krissie.

[ABOVE: Euella Bell and Krissie]







Since you may be in the presidential suite, you will have a balcony view and the finest facilities with all the expected amenities.


Nothing is too good for my friends!


by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH

New Orleans: Big Easy Sponge Bob

New Orleans:
Summertime in the Big Easy
--and the Livin' is Easy



Spotted in New Orleans: Sponge Bob?


by Mondo
hat tip: Scott & Vickie
image: S&V

Barack Obama: Just Another Clown in Washington?

Obama's a little Krusty Around the Edges



Krustybama

by RidesAPaleHorse
image: RAPH

T-Shirts You Won't See at Barackobama.com

NEW Barack Obama T-Shirts!




NOT Available in Any Stores!

Perfect for a Hard Day of Multiple Voter Registration!

Choice of Vibrant Rainbow Colors!

* Racist White!
* Bill Ayers Red!
* Surrender Yellow!
* Follow the Money Trail Green!
* Code Pink!




by RidesAPaleHorse & Mondo
images: RidesAPaleHorse

Idiot of the Week Awards: Winners, October 5 2008 Edition

Top Idiots Of The Week Awards
Week of October 5 2008
Right Bias.com

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We have a clear winner in this week's awards. By far, the biggest idiot of the week has to be:

1. Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney, who was caught on video accusing the U.S. Department of Defense of executing 5,000 prisoners Chinese-style and dumping their bodies in a Louisiana swamp. Maybe she's just off her meds.

2. Second place has to go to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She gave a five minute speech tearing into Republicans right before a crucial vote on the government bailout bill, where, it turns out, she could have used their votes. She lost. Moral of the story: Don't gloat before you vote.

3. Third place goes to Harvard University. They held a ceremony Thursday awarding researchers for studying fertility of exotic dancers, plant dignity, enhanced potato chip crunch, flea jumping abilities and spermicidal uses for Coca-Cola. I wonder what jobs are available with those kind of qualifications.

HONORABLE MENTION:

* Rep. Barney Frank makes this week's list for going on the O'Reilly Factor to defend the indefensible. He got a very public spanking. We can't figure out if it was idiocy or just plain old hubris.

* A Colorado teen hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend.

* This poor idiot shot himself after being denied sex by his girlfriend. He was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He is being held on $100,000 bail.

* An amateur chef died the day after eating a "superhot" chilli in a bet with his friend over who could make the hottest dish.

* Luke Schreder thought a police officer looked like he just "needed a hug" so he ran up to him and stuck out his arms. He was arrested for assault on a peace officer, public intoxication and interference with official acts. When he gets out, he should consider going into politics.

* Two armed robbers hijacked a security van with $1.3 million inside but were forced to abandon more than half the cash because their small getaway car could not carry it all.


ECO-IDIOTS:

1. First place goes to authors of a new report which states: 'People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid runaway climate change.'

2. Second place winner is a fellow who believes this junk. For the past nine months, Dave Chameides has been filling his basement with every single thing he would ordinarily recycle or toss into the trash. He's doing this in order to reduce his carbon footprint and save the world. I know I'll be sleeping easier tonight.

3. Polar bears will also be able to sleep easier thanks to the brave scientists in California who are actually testing the hearing of polar bears to try to find out whether the noises associated with melting Arctic ice could affect their ability to survive.

HONORABLE MENTION:

How could we have eco-idiots awards without mentioning Father Earth algore? Al Gore said in San Jose on Saturday that the climate crisis deserves the same type of attention and money from Washington that the financial meltdown is getting. The scary thing is, this man almost became president. Whoa baby!

From the Just Plain Nasty files:

Hustler founder, Larry Flynt has made an X-rated movie using an adult-film actress who is a dead ringer for Sarah Palin.

In an effort to leave you with a little hope for the future, we feel we should mention the following:

Alan Fishman, named CEO of Washington Mutual just 18 days before federal regulators seized it, will not accept a multimillion-dollar severance payment even if he is entitled to it, a spokesman representing him said Wednesday. Some would consider him an idiot. We don't.


by Nancy Morgan
Right Bias.com


RightBias.com publishes the Top Idiots Of The Week Awards every weekend. Feel free to forward any idiotic news you feel deserves consideration.

Video: Welcom to McCain Burger

BTW, I'm Voting McCain-Palin
...And now for a word from McCain Burger
"Can I take your order, please?"





Two thumbs up.

One thumb from RidesAPaleHorse: "Everyone and I mean EVERYONE needs to see this..........hilarious and this kid hits it out of the park."

Two thumb from Mondo: "Best YouTube video I've seen in the last three weeks."

This needs to go viral.




Email it to a few friends.



by Mondo & RidesAPaleHorse

Palin Assassinates Bullwinkle!

Another Palin Attack?



Click image to enlarge.


by RidesAPaleHorse

Video: Bob Hope, Zombies and Democrats

From The Ghost Breakers (1940)

Same as it ever was.



hat tip: PA Pundits, "Best Movie Line Ever"


by Mondo

McCain, Obama Swiss Army Knife: Maverick and Change Knives

For the Policial/Sharp Object Aficionado



What do you do when you're 'Only Knives' and you want to join in on all of the rollicking good fun of an election year?

You make the "Maverick" and "Change" Swiss Army-style pocket knives!

The Maverick includes a tube of Pig red lipstick, while a celebrity meter is among the nifty tools on the Change.

The knives are billed as "A personalized secret weapon for our next great leader."

OnlyKnives is proud to honor the next President of the United States by announcing two unique pocket knives that will be the hit of 2008’s holiday season.

Each multi-tool pocket knife honors one of the two remaining major party candidates for the Presidency and is sure to become an essential tool for our next chief in his struggle to tackle some of the most difficult issues of our time.

The McCain Maverick Knife





"With eight never-before-released tools, ranging from a hanger to incite pro-lifers and pro-choicers alike to a tube of Republican Red pig lipstick, the Maverick is the go-to multi-tool for John McCain’s presidency."

A complete, hilarious description of the Maverick


The Obama Change Knife




"Boasting seven unique tools, from an elephant prod for herding raging Republicans to a celebrity meter for keeping track of Senator Obama’s popularity rating, the Change is the one tool that may vault Barack Obama to even loftier heights than he’s already achieved."

A complete hilarious description of the Change

Available, of course, from "Only Knives".

In politics, as in life, if you want to be sharp, you have to look sharp.

by Mondo
images: Only Knives

Women: Liberal vs. Consevative Women's Pictures

Differences
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
But..




[Click images to enlarge.]

The difference between conservative women and liberal women

If it came down to voting, which would you rather look at everyday? The choice seems obvious.





by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH

Dr. Sanity: Not all Political Humor Created Equal

NOT ALL HUMOR IS CREATED EQUAL
Especially Political Humor




Reading more "humor" and laughing less?


Terrific read at Dr. Sanity's, "Not All Humor is Created Equal". It takes a look at the various things parading as "humor"

If the good Doctor would have only posted the first paragraphs--along with the chuckler by Greg Gutfield at HuffPo--that alonewould have been worth the price of admission. But wait!--the Doc's got more!

I have to admit I have a soft spot in my heart for those who gently mock the left; and no one does it better than Greg Gutfield... AND he does it on their own territory, the vastly overinflated HuffPo

Calling Sarah Palin a murderer might seem a stretch. At first. But alarmingly, Sarah Louise Heath Palin was born on February 11, 1964 - a suspicious beginning, as it is also the forty-eighth anniversary of the arrest of the free-thinking "first-wave feminist" Emma Goldman, for lecturing on the benefits of... birth control. This "coincidence" could be easily dismissed, if poet and woman Sylvia Plath had not committed suicide one year (to the day) prior to the birth of Palin. Whether Palin was aware of this fact as a child isn't known - and whether the banning of the book "The Bell Jar" was actually discussed with her parents cannot be said for certain, but there had to be a reason why both mother and father landed comfortable jobs at various schools of learning - convenient locations that gave them easy access- not simply to books - but to bells, jars, and to children as well. Yes: Our children...many of whom at the time were childlike - and vulnerable, like the late Sylvia Plath. If Plath could not weather the already considerable exploits of a youthful Palin - what harm might come to these young and helpless individuals? One must wonder if George Orwell would have seen the irony in Palin winning the Miss Wasilla Pageant, for it happened, of course - in 1984, only a few miles from a local animal farm. Eerily, this is the same year that Richard Ramirez, also known as the Night Stalker, claimed his first victim. Whether Palin was in contact with Ramirez at the time cannot be verified, but when Palin finished second runner-up in the Miss Alaska pageant, it is unlikely that the outcome sat well with either of them. Few experts know what drives serial killers to kill serially - but later, Palin winning the "Miss Congeniality" award, must have been icing on the cake. A very deadly cake, one might add. With murderous frosting. Made of death. And murder.

Gutfield skewers the entire mind-set that has joyfully embraced 'scandal' after supposed 'scandal' involving the Republican VP nominee, and exposes it for the nonstop neurotic nonsense it is.

Mockery is a form of ridicule, contempt, or derision. When effectively combined with gentle blend of humor it can be very funny. When focused on a specific indivuals it can be cruel, vicious, sadistic and painfully insulting (think of the over-the top portrayals of Bush as Hitler or a terrorist in 'cartoons' and print, for example). For some--usually at the mental level of a 6 or 7 year old, this kind of humor may also be funny.

From a psychological perspective, not all humor is created equal.

The above would be a good day's work for any blogger: Dr. Sanity explores the various types of goofery masquerading as "humor", as well as the various levels of maturity and development needed to appreciate various types of humor.

There's also an analysis of Stephen Colbert--who occasionally is funny--the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner and Bush Derangement Syndrome.

"It was very revealing precisely because it revealed something about Colbert and any of those who found it hilarious--it revealed immaturity and intolerance. To be precise, it was just another attempt at displacement, the underlying psychological motivation of Bush Derangement Syndrome. The purpose of this kind of "humor" is to hurt. It makes very few feel pleasure except at the pain of someone else."

Who knew humor, psychology and political analysis could be so much fun?

Fascinating stuff, especially for those who love to read the "nut-and-bolts" behind what constitutes much of contemporary humor--about which most of us don't have the time or expertise to ponder.

"Not All Humor is Created Equal" is that rarest of articles: something that teaches as it entertains.


by Mondo
image: dbkp file

Mainstream Media: When News Breaks

They want to help.

It's the Mainstream Media way.


by RidesAPaleHorse
image: RAPH