Obituary: Mystery Man
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
mysteryman.org
I’m far better looking than this guy.
Devil worship links to Mystery Man
I sold my soul to master the craft.
Britney Spears Caught Making Out with Mystery Man
Um... I’m not proud of that.
Britney Spears & Mystery Man Caught Having Dry Sex At Rehab Center
It was just a harmless game of Twister. All the kids in rehab play it.
IOL: Mystery Man Anna's baby's father
Oh no - I demand a recount.
E! News - "Lost" finds new Mystery Man
I’m just trying to get close to Kate.
Mystery Man Declares War on Al Qaeda
Well, someone has to step up and get the job done.
Terror Watch: Bin Laden’s Mystery Man
I’ve got him right where I want him.
Statues a Mystery Man created
It was a phase.
Mystery Man Feat. The Last Emperor by DJ Jazzy Jeff on Rhapsody
Yo-yo-yo… Wassup, dogs? (They love to sing about me.)
Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston share the same “Mystery Man”
If they’re okay with it, I’m okay with it.
Courteney's Date with Mystery Man
“Courteney Cox has been spotted holding hands with a Mystery Man, igniting further talk that her marriage with David Arquette is all but over.” We’re not dating. It’s just… her hands get cold.
Nicole Richie with creepy Mystery Man
Misprint - supposed to say “Mystery Man with creepy Nicole Richie.”
Mystery Man robs bank, flees into traffic
That was just... research.
Kylie Minoque seen with Mystery Man
She was using me so I’d write a script for her.
And I was okay with that.
Extra: Lohan's New Mystery Man - TV.com
Update - it's over now. She couldn’t keep up with all of my partying. Wimp. She’s also quite rude to the little people.
And finally -
ABC News: Mystery Man Plans Super Bowl Proposal
"He’s calling the proposal 'the most public declaration of love in the history of mankind.'" Will it be Jennifer? Cameron? Kylie? You'll just have to watch and see.
Hehehe…
-MM
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
mysteryman.org
I’m far better looking than this guy.
Devil worship links to Mystery Man
I sold my soul to master the craft.
Britney Spears Caught Making Out with Mystery Man
Um... I’m not proud of that.
Britney Spears & Mystery Man Caught Having Dry Sex At Rehab Center
It was just a harmless game of Twister. All the kids in rehab play it.
IOL: Mystery Man Anna's baby's father
Oh no - I demand a recount.
E! News - "Lost" finds new Mystery Man
I’m just trying to get close to Kate.
Mystery Man Declares War on Al Qaeda
Well, someone has to step up and get the job done.
Terror Watch: Bin Laden’s Mystery Man
I’ve got him right where I want him.
Statues a Mystery Man created
It was a phase.
Mystery Man Feat. The Last Emperor by DJ Jazzy Jeff on Rhapsody
Yo-yo-yo… Wassup, dogs? (They love to sing about me.)
Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston share the same “Mystery Man”
If they’re okay with it, I’m okay with it.
Courteney's Date with Mystery Man
“Courteney Cox has been spotted holding hands with a Mystery Man, igniting further talk that her marriage with David Arquette is all but over.” We’re not dating. It’s just… her hands get cold.
Nicole Richie with creepy Mystery Man
Misprint - supposed to say “Mystery Man with creepy Nicole Richie.”
Mystery Man robs bank, flees into traffic
That was just... research.
Kylie Minoque seen with Mystery Man
She was using me so I’d write a script for her.
And I was okay with that.
Extra: Lohan's New Mystery Man - TV.com
Update - it's over now. She couldn’t keep up with all of my partying. Wimp. She’s also quite rude to the little people.
And finally -
ABC News: Mystery Man Plans Super Bowl Proposal
"He’s calling the proposal 'the most public declaration of love in the history of mankind.'" Will it be Jennifer? Cameron? Kylie? You'll just have to watch and see.
Hehehe…
-MM
