I am going to attend my grandmother’s birthday party at the Red Box Mid Valley, Kuala Lumpur this weekend. Unfortunately, being a bad grandson as I am, I am not quite sure how old is she. She should be around 70 something is 75 years old!. I will let you know on the day of the party when I see the writing on the cake later.
I have always facing a problem when it’s time to pick up gifts. I just not sure what should I choose for this particular person, whether he or she will like it, or should I put my personal touch to the gift. Anyway, I have been given lots of gifts in my entire life, but the weirdest gift of all (so far) is this cute little cuddly poop.
From the front it looks just like any cute little teddy bears would look like, fluffy, cute and with a pink ribbon tied around his “head”. Oh and he is so cute, drool is dropping at the side of his mouth. Apart from the fact that he is in a shape of poop, he is very cuddly and fun.
However, as soon as he turns around, there is a long penis at the back of his body; which is why I assumed it is “He”.
The penis is very fluffy too! It even can be retractable inside his body a little bit if you push harder! How weird is that? I usually pull out his penis and use it to hang my rubber bands around it. Yes, the poop supposed to be like a cute hammer that you can play around, but I can’t help to think of it as a poop with penis each time my friends try to play with it him. Due to that reason, I always let him resides inside my locker instead of flaunting it to others.
My hand playing with his penis
What is the weirdest gift you ever received or gave?
I will probably busy finishing my projects and preparing for my upcoming test. Hopefully you will entertain me with your answer! Have a wonderful day!
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