Showing posts with label Less Word Wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Less Word Wednesday. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

I. Just. Could. Not. Help. Myself. But. To. Post. This.



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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Confession of a (used to) Facebook Addict

Facebook Addict

Hey guys, I have been very busy with my audit, routine work, projects and trainings. Please feel free to follow me on Twitter for quick updates. Will try my best to update my blog more often after this!

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

How to Get A Six Packs in Seconds!

How To Get A Six Packs in seconds

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

In the Event of Water Landing

Water Landing

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

iPhone 5 Rumors

iPhone 5 and iPhone 5 Mini

Little birdie told me Mariuca is getting an iPhone 4! Here come iPhone 5 and iPhone 5 Mini!


Rumors of course.

All iPhone users said "Aahh!"

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

How Twitter Ruin My Blog!

This is a true story on how Twitter ruined my blog:

Twitter ruin Blogs

Less Wordless Wednesday is back! Yes, I am getting a back my blogging mood again. Have a lovely Wednesday!



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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Odorless Cigarettes

Marlboro Odorless Cigarettes: Smell won't stick to hair, clothing or hands. Undetectable by parents, teachers, and girlfriends, but smell like pure coolness to your friends.
Odorless Cigarettes

How cool is that? LOL. Anyway, sorry for missing out this couple of week. I just back from a short holiday and had to settle few personal things. Wait for my holiday post and others later! Hugs.



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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Bird is The Word!

Bird is The Word 1
It was a beautiful morning today. I woke up to a sound of knocking on my window. Did I tell you I live near a mountain? So, these kind of disturbances are just a part of parcel of living there. That and occasional monkeys invasion; stealing eggs and scaring the hell out of Heejeerah. Although I sometimes annoyed being woken up by these sounds, it's much better than waking up due to the sound of honking cars and screaming roomates. Anyway, I managed to snap these before the little birdies flew away. There were actually three of them chippering happily on my window's grill.

Bird is The Word 2
This reminds me the annoyingly Peter on Family Guy singing Bird is The Word song. Click here to watch the ear splitting and mind numbing song. Still, Family Guy is one of my favorite TV series though!


Bird is The Word 3

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Funny Answers

Less Word Wednesday #15 >> Funny Answers

Funny Exam Answers

Don't forget to read my Top 10 Stupid Questions & Answers on Yahoo Answer!


Joke courtesy of College Humor.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This is Not a Picture of My Leg

Less Word Wednessday #14 >> This is Not a Picture of My Leg


I was tagged by Penny to find the 6th folder in my photo section, choose the 6th photo of that folder and post it here. Yeah, I did cheat a little bit. This picture was taken from my sixth folder (taken from my Langkawi folder) but it’s not the sixth photo in that folder. The correct photo was quite unique; the picture was a little blurry, I can’t make out whether it was my leg or someone else. I don’t think it is appropriate for me to show my *oh my* muscular leg here; you never know where your photo will ends up in the internet. So, I chose the next photo instead.


Well, in my defense, rather than embarrassing my own self, it’s better to break some rules of this photo challenge instead. Honesty is not always the best policy right? Anyway, about this picture; firstly, it wasn’t captured by my own camera and since I was in that picture (the second from the right) it wasn’t me who took the photo. This picture was taken during my trip to Langkawi (a beautiful island in Malaysia) with my friends on the 2nd February 2008 at 6.35PM. Oh, and I would like to tag Shinade, Monica, Bintang, Akmal, Zara and Milkberry for this photo challenge. Happy Wednesday everyone!


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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Cat's Whiskers Plant?

Less Word Wednesday #13>> Cat's Whiskers Plant?

A Cat's Whiskers Plant?

This is a post dedicated to a dear friend of mine, Shinade a.k.a Jackie from The Painted Veil. She had taught me so many things about life in and out of blogsphere in a way that I couldn’t repay her enough. She even inspired me to take more pictures (she took lots of beautiful pictures). This is for you Shinade, I will always remember you with every photos that I took (do visit her and leave your kind words there :)

Photography has opened up a whole new world for me. It helps me in so many ways that I could never list them all here. It is almost like a miracle in my life. So I must go where my heart leads me. My plans are to learn everything possible about my camera, take tons of pictures, and maybe even try my hand at some local competitions. I am moving out of the virtual world and back into the real world. - Shinade

For a starter, I took this picture; a strange flowering plant that my mum bought from Kuala Lumpur. Yes, she bought it from a city and took it to my home in Johore (a rural area). I don’t remember what the name of this small plant, but the botanist said if you eat its flower; it will lower your blood pressure. If I am not mistaken, it’s called Misai Kucing in Malay language (direct translation: Cat’s whiskers). Anyone can help me verified it? More pictures after the jump.




I know these pictures are far from beautiful (I blamed it on the stormy weather and my shaky hands), but I did my best. Please be kind when commenting. Have a wonderful Wednesday!

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Monkey Tales

Less Word Wednesday #12 >> The Monkey Tales

My house is near a mountain that was undergoing a massive make over to turn it into some tourist destination. There are few changes due to this hill development. Now I could hear loud karaoke during the weekend and it’s getting harder to drive in and out from my house. Oh, and there are lots of wild animals that run away from the hill too.

The usual passerby across my lawn would be squirrels, monkeys, and wild boars. A few weeks back, there was a group of angry monkeys tried to bite and bitten this one monkey. That poor bleeding animal tries his best to take refuge around my house area with a hope that others will go away.


I tried to catch some picture of that scared monkey, but he hide in between our window grills. They left to the next empty lot after a few minutes of grills banging and a loud heated argument between the monkeys; they must said something like this, “Hey, don’t be such a coward! Come out and fight!”

Thank God they went to our house. Our front neighbor is a licensed hunter and he already shot a few monkeys in my front yard. No monkeys want to mess with him!

Sigh. I miss the sound of bird’s knocking on my window in the morning and my cat seems to miss the present of small snakes in our living room (it usually slip from under the gap between the door and floor).

P/S: I will be off to Shah Alam tomorrow. I hope I could be online again that evening. See you guys later and thanks for reading!
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Perfect Girl for Kyle XY

Less Word Wednesday #11 >> The Perfect Girl for Kyle XY

Have you watched Kyle XY? Yup, the experimented boy that has no belly button. However, he is not alone (without the belly button)! One of the Victoria Secret's angels (love all of them) has also strangely smooth tummy. This uproars surfaced again as the Czech supermodel, Karolina Kurkova strutted her stuff on the runway in Miami two weeks ago. You could even see an indentation where the center "button" should have been.



Kyle XY the TV show

Unfortunately for us, before we could even making a rumor that she is an alien (who else is alien?) or she somehow is the mind behind the Kyle XY the TV series (who else could think off this kind of story?), there is an explanation of the beauty missing belly button:
"She had an operation when she was an infant," her rep told the Daily News. "It's a fact and just thank God she's healthy."
And don't be fooled by the glossy magazine spread: though the voluptuous blond seems to have a perfect button in the pages of magazines and catalogs, industry sources have revealed that is usually the result of photo retouching. So what belly button condition could baby Kurkova have had? Doctors say it was likely that she may have had an umbilical hernia as a child which can distort the belly button.




Who say all models are perfect? Have a great Wednesday everyone!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Cat Mummies Anyone?

Less Word Wednesday #10 >> Cat Mummies Anyone?



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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The £16,000 Worth Wedding Dress

Less Word Wednesday #9 >> The £16,000 Worth Wedding Dress

£16,000 Worth Wedding Dress

How delightful! These two pieces wedding dress – more like a crop top and a skirt is worth £16,000! Oh, and the wedding cost £100,000. What interesting with this wedding? See the fun facts!
  1. Her dad lives in caravan
  2. She is 16 years old and the groom is 17 years old
  3. Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10ft wide train, was so heavy that it took 10 guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church.
What have we learn so far:
  1. Daddy will do everything for his princess
  2. Money can’t buy class!
  3. Wedding dress like this should be avoided in the future. Remember Pamela Anderson’s wedding beach dress?
Darn. I wish her best of luck! How bout your dream wedding? Outdoor? Garden? Beach?


She looks beautiful though


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Artistic Vagina

Less Word Wednesday #8 - Human Perspective

1926 - Yellow Calla
Most people in the city rush around so, they have no time to look at a flower. I want them to see it whether they want to or not. - O'Keeffe
This post may not suitable to be viewed during office hour and as it may deemed as offensive by some. Please continue at your own risk. You have been strongly warned...


Any thought? (Please ignore the full picture below!)

Well, as your peripheral vision may already looks for the larger version of the picture below, this is actually a flower in a close up shot. And thanks for my alteration of the picture’s hue and saturation, some MAY think this is a female sexual production organ; vagina. Do you?

The innocent flower

Representational painting, such as landscapes, people and furniture, is normally viewed at face value. A flower is just a flower; a chair is just a chair. But the manner in which an artist uses shapes can convey more than the literal content of the painting.

Once you grasp how an artist plays with shapes to convey another layer of meaning, it can open up a universe of deeper insight and, sometimes, powerfully erotic subtexts. You may never see art again in the same way.

Does name Georgia Totto O'Keeffe sound familiar to you? She was born a century before me, so I don’t know anything about her. I stumbled with her name last week after I-am-bored-and-don’t-what-else-to-do random searched in Google. I read her biography at Wikipedia and I think she was a great artist. Just see one of her many wonderful works below:

1923 - Grey Line with Black,Blue and Yellow

At first glance you see a flower and, on reflection, you might grasp features of female anatomical details such as the clitoral hood, the clitoris, the labia majora, and the labia minora. O'Keeffe is making an interesting statement in associating the vagina with a flower. The vagina is to humanity what a flower is to nature: it is life-giving, beautiful, and fragile, yet resilient.


1924 - Light Iris

Continuing with another O'Keeffe painting, notice that there are no sharp vertical lines here. Rather, there are organic, fluid shapes and outlines. These shapes are easy metaphors for the soft lips of the labia and the yellow bud serves for the small erectile body of the clitoris. There is a strong sense that we are entering into the flower, but we also get a sense that inside is a whole new universe open to us.
So I said to myself-I'll paint what I see-what the flower is to me but I'll paint it big and they will be surprised into taking the time to look at it-I will make even busy New Yorkers take time to see what I see of flowers... - O'Keeffe

O'Keeffe marched to the tune of her own drummer, which is hard enough to do today, and even harder to do a century ago when women were intended for marriage and procreation alone. She seems an interesting woman after my own heart - a loner and a lover of nature who was happiest at her remote Ghost Ranch.

Okay, I am sure not everyone is interested with arts, but I do. If you don’t like art, do read this paragraph (in case you just skipping through the post). Art exhibitions and museums are not as boring as many think they are. Art is very subjective. Some may treat blood and death body as art, some treat human parts and body as a source of arts. Other prefers classical and abstract art. For example, O’Keeffe used flowers, buildings and bones as her source of inspiration. One may view this is common things in our daily life, but she made her painting by using it. So, if you are not such a fan of art, the next time you go to an art exhibition, try to wear a difference set of eyes.

Some may deem nudity as offensive while others may not. I might look at a bowl and thinking of hot mushroom soup in this damp weather, but for some, the idea of human breast may pops in their mind. Who knows right? Human perspective is widely discussed subject, and it is a part of how human complex mind is functioning; God’s creation wonder. That being said please do not start walking naked outside your house, or even outside your room. Just to be clear, I am not promoting any public nudity. So, where do you stand? Are arts such as this will offend you? Or is it just another form of inspiration? Oh, and do not restricted your mind thinking arts only in form of painting. Song is one of its kinds too!

About Georgia Totto O'Keeffe:
I hate flowers. I only paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move. - O'Keeffe
O'Keeffe has been a major figure in American art since the 1920s. She is chiefly known for paintings in which she synthesized abstraction and representation in paintings of flowers, rocks, shells, animal bones and landscapes. Her paintings present crisply contoured forms that are replete with subtle tonal transitions of varying colors. She often transformed her subject matter into powerful abstract images.

One of the most respected and widely regarded American artists of the of last century, O'keefe was a modernist painter who cannot be tied down to that period - her work seems as timeless, vibrant and inspiring as it was fifty years ago.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Less Word Wednesday #7


Guess who is she? Make sure you think for a while before hit the continue reading button! I am sure you will be much surprised. Aren’t you?


She is ANGELINA JOLIE! One of the rarest beauty in Hollywood and together with Brad Pitt, she is one of the half most powerful couple in the world. These photos are from W magazine showing off their latest private photos; some was photographed by Brad Pitt himself.


While you “ooh” and “aah” watching the above pictures, let me share with you some of the conspiracies of Angelina Jolie (thanks to my wild imaginative mind):

  • She has a very dark beauty. It’s okay to look directly at her once, but if you look at her again, she will change to something scary; perhaps a killer or an assassin or even a vampire waiting to suck your blood.
  • I also believe that perhaps she is an alien tries to invade the world. Recruiting multiracial children, horny men and curious women worldwide as her majestic army is just a beginning of the end, the end of the world that is.
  • The darkness of her eyes looks like they are hiding many untold secrets. Her alien origin must be one of them. Others may also include her countless sexual encounter with both men and women or the dark magic used to preserve her beauty – by drinking virgin blood of course.
Other than that, she seems a good hearted person. If only if she is not an alien. Based on her works as UN ambassador and her concern about the world, she is one of the most intelligent persons in the Hollywood. Well, if you compare her to Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, the standard isn’t that high to begin with. I am sure she will be here for a long long time (perhaps even after we all die) and if not, she will surely be remembered as a legendary just like E.T.!


Human meat?

So, if you have any thought of Angelina Jolie, do let me know. By the way, I especially love the pictures where she is with her children. She looks happy and glowing in most of the photos.
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Less Word Wednesday #6


If you are easily offended, don't click Continue Reading. Viewer discretion is advised - there are lots of unpleasant pictures followed by.



He was seen equipped with a rock, a construction site pole and a healthy looking ass

A British tourist has been arrested after swimming naked in the moat of Japan’s Imperial Palace. The man was said to have swum the moat before scaling the Tokyo palace’s 25ft wall. Television footage showed him getting out of the water at one point and chasing police with a rock and a construction site pole.

Looking for his 'dropped bag'

He then went back to the murky water and swam across to the other side of the moat, climbing up the 25ft stone wall of the palace. He was caught by two policemen after a chase that media said lasted for an hour and a half.

The palace, which has housed the Japanese Imperial Family for centuries, is seen as sacred ground and is rarely opened to the public except for official tours, and a large security force protects it from intruders.

Passers-by gathered around the moat to watch the chase, giggling and taking photos on mobile phones. Police said it was unclear what his motives were, although he is said to have dropped a bag in the water.

Fiercely marching towards the crowds - you need a lot of self confidence to do it!

The man, possibly in his forties, first said he was Spanish but later said he was a Briton living in Spain, police said. We are checking on his mental condition now,' a police spokesman said. The man was later released without charge.


The palace, in the heart of Tokyo and home to Japan's emperor and empress, is surrounded by 12 moats running four miles in all. Police said the emperor was in the palace, but it was unlikely he saw the nude swimmer in the moat.

Just before he took off his boxer off

What is up with all these tourists who think that skinny dipping in public area is a trilled thing to does? When I was in Paris, I saw a man who stirred what else a ‘cozy’ area (it was a red district, but during the day, people just hanging out at the café slipping teas and coffees) ran naked and jump into one of the fountains there (picture above). It just a shallow pond, but that was not the point. Only after his friends took his pictures, he wears his bath robe back. Need to remind you, it was like 15 degree Celsius on that day. Sigh, he must a man with a hot body (literally).

With his very supportive friends

Just a reminder, when you are travelling abroad, please keep your pants intact with you all the time, especially when you are in public areas. In some part of the world, this kind of behavior may be taken as an entertainment, but others may feel that you are offending their culture. Have a nice day!


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