On Wednesday night, Barack Obama asked that we fight beside him so he wins the election on TUESDAY. So Ima fight with my pen (keyboard?) which is much mightier than the plastic sword in the back of my Camry in Pennsylvania.
This is the 2nd presidential election that I may vote in, and it's the 2nd time I feel that if Dems don't win I'm gonna die. While I'm certainly fond of saying "I hate life" day in and day out, I really will hate life if McCain wins.
Please review the following links and get off your ass and vote on TUESDAY.
1. Palin rallies reveal how fucking ignorant Sarah P. and her supporters are.
2. The Green Giant, Al Gore, campaigns in FLORIDA. Please, let's not let the Republicans steal another election. Let everyone's favorite internet inventor help you remember that every single vote COUNTS!
3. We all need a little Kreepie Kats in our lives... to lighten the mood. And don't forget SNL tonight!
I would personally sacrifice my front row position at the first come-back concert of the Strokes if it meant my parents would switch their votes to BLUE.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO MAKE SURE BARACK OBAMA BECOMES OUR NEXT PREZ? WELL, GO OUT THERE AND DO IT.
I WANNA GIVE A HEY-YO MEAT ENSALADA SHOUT-OUT TO MY best friends PORK AND LOX WHO ARE CANVASSING IN OHIO RIGHT NOW!!! I'M PROUD THAT YOU ARE MY FRIENDS AND I'M PROUD OF YOUR HAIRCUTS! triplets!
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