Tuesday, September 23, 2008

baby if you want me, let it go

Saturday: SNL Stalk-out in honor of James Franco. Rebecca and I forgot our state of residence and age and decided to give it a go. We got nice and toasty (not drunk, toasty) at Rudy's in their sweet back patio and after some business (yes, we are engaged in a TOP SECRET PROJECT OF AWESOMENESS) hoofed it to 30 Rock. I could hardly contain the excitement as we joined the crowds and waited to catch a glimpse of Daniel DeSario and his 1000 watt smile.

1st out: Jason Sudekis. Short but super sweet to all the fans. Wearing a hat.

2nd out: new kid Bill Moynihan. Short.

3rd out: WILL FORTE. Took all I had not to scream out "MacGruber!" Also short. But cute as a button and (trend here?) really nice to all the fans. He even took some time for photo ops.

4th out: Bill Hader (the secret sex). Hey, he's short too... wtf? But I like his hair a lot, and following suit, he spent a ton of time with people.

5th out: HOLY SHIT................ it's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley. I kid you not. Rebecca and I, up until this point playing it uber-cool, totally lost it. Like high school girl lost it. We grasped hands, and Rebecca screamed out, "It's Serena!" Thank God we didn't have cameras on hand. They walked fast, one in front of the other (Blake first) and kinda smiled a little. Spoke to no one. Couldn't let GG get her shot, I guess. Oh yeah, Penn is short. Theme of the night?

6th out: Kill me now, God, just put a bullet in my soul. Andy Samberg is the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person of all time. Not only is he responsible for the digital shorts that keep me alive (to name a few: Lazy Sunday, Space Olympics, and Lazer Cats) but he also bears a striking resemblance to Scott. Samberg took total time out for all the fans. People were most excited to see him, screaming ANDY when he emerged from those revolving doors of magic. Flashes abound, digital cams stuck in his beautiful face (god, those LIPS!) he looked the exact opposite of annoyed and hassled. He looked like a slab of 6 inch thick bacon, greasy hot bacon, which I haven't eaten in over 5 years.......................................

*breath*

Sadly we did not stick around to spy Franco... let alone Kristen Wiig, A. Poehls or Keenan... The 2:15 AM mark had passed, people. But we watched the show on DVR and it was pretty good. Not bad to look at, not bad at all, esp. Franco dressed like an emo kid.

Last night Scott and I saw Lissy Trullie at Cake Shop. Killer, as usual. I love her music because it's good to have girl rock and roll stars. Real ones. She writes and sings about feelings, about being a little bit of an outsider, being in love, being fucking sick of it, and she does this all with sweet pop sounds mixed with pure rock and roll power. God, I love her. go go go to her myspace. DO IT!