i'm so done with feelin low

How many times do people have to be reminded that Sarah Palin is a Grade A idiot? It's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop: the world may never know. So I'm going to remind you again. Watch this clip, in which Katie Couric gently prods Palin to explain how Russia's proximity to Alaska gives her any foreign policy experience whatsoever. Palin stumbles over her words, littering her verbal trail with multiple "yaaahs," but does little to actually answer the question. IDIOT.

The despicable part is that THE MAVERICK POSTPONED HIS CAMPAIGN yesterday to single-handedly solve the economic crisis on Wall Street (and guess what, today's proposal, it turns out, had nothing to do with the Mav bronco-ing down to DC bareback.) David Letterman, whose program McCain stood up like a teenage jackass would do to a girl three hours before middle school Homecoming, had quite a bit to say about it (here). He makes spectacular points... the most important being, could McCain be trying to pussy out of tomorrow night's 1st debate so that the VP debate has to be cancelled?

If the above Couric interview is any indication of Palin's on-the-spot skillz, then crafty sheister Micky C probably wishes hard that God will grant Little Miss Alaska a national pardon. Or maybe she can just get Church McCreepy to lay some hands on her to prevent Socialist witches from winning the election.

I love America, I admit it. That's why I'm voting for Barack Obama. And you should too. Just ask Sarah Silverman.