Less Word Wednesday #7

Guess who is she? Make sure you think for a while before hit the continue reading button! I am sure you will be much surprised. Aren’t you?

She is ANGELINA JOLIE! One of the rarest beauty in Hollywood and together with Brad Pitt, she is one of the half most powerful couple in the world. These photos are from W magazine showing off their latest private photos; some was photographed by Brad Pitt himself.

While you “ooh” and “aah” watching the above pictures, let me share with you some of the conspiracies of Angelina Jolie (thanks to my wild imaginative mind):

• She has a very dark beauty. It’s okay to look directly at her once, but if you look at her again, she will change to something scary; perhaps a killer or an assassin or even a vampire waiting to suck your blood.
• I also believe that perhaps she is an alien tries to invade the world. Recruiting multiracial children, horny men and curious women worldwide as her majestic army is just a beginning of the end, the end of the world that is.
• The darkness of her eyes looks like they are hiding many untold secrets. Her alien origin must be one of them. Others may also include her countless sexual encounter with both men and women or the dark magic used to preserve her beauty – by drinking virgin blood of course.
  

Other than that, she seems a good hearted person. If only if she is not an alien. Based on her works as UN ambassador and her concern about the world, she is one of the most intelligent persons in the Hollywood. Well, if you compare her to Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, the standard isn’t that high to begin with. I am sure she will be here for a long long time (perhaps even after we all die) and if not, she will surely be remembered as a legendary just like E.T.!

Human meat?

So, if you have any thought of Angelina Jolie, do let me know. By the way, I especially love the pictures where she is with her children. She looks happy and glowing in most of the photos.
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